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But what makes a good roast? The best make a decades-old style their own. Enjoy, and remember: They roawting roast the ones they love … and Donald Trump. Sweet wife want nsa Ottumwa was a perfect victim: a likeable good sport with lots of things to target. Roaster: Sarah Silverman Roast: Hugh Hefner Similarly, in a night of people making fun of the bunnies, Silverman stood out with the freshest and funniest angle on them.

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Everyone brings happiness to a room. Not really a tough, insult comic, Barry used his bone-dry, sardonic style to make fun of how easy it is to make fun of Chevy. You like friennds bring up old shit. Whoever told you to be yourself gave you really bad advice. You sound reasonable… Time to up my medication. Snoop Dogg, who also appeared on the Flava Flav roast, is the exception.

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No, no. But the Hasselhoff event was his best in terms of mixing straight jokes with pushing surreal premises as far as possible.

Simply, he was the best, most consistent roaster. See you Friday. You should try it sometime.

Carr is equal parts vicious and writerly, so his punch lines would be both harsh and trenchantly scripted. Roaster: Sarah Silverman Roast: Hugh Hefner Similarly, in a night of people making fun of the bunnies, Silverman stood out with the freshest and funniest angle on them.

Being a bitch is a tough job but someone has to do it. Hefner was a perfect victim: a likeable good sport with lots of things to target. I am simply giving you time to reflect on what an idiot roassting are being. And, boy, did she earn it.

The 20 best comedy central roast sets ever

Yes, I am a bitch — just not yours. He even squeezes in a Star Wars reference! Roaster: Patton Oswalt Roast: Flavor Flav Oswalt is also not your typical roaster, but at the Flavor Flav roast he effectively adapted his alternative, verbose style to make fun of people. Ultimately, for almost everyone there, Downing WI married but looking had the best joke about them.

His Barr set was his best, because, more so than his other two, his dark flourishes were in service of the insult and not the other way around. But what makes a good roast?

You can see why. Get well soon, bitch!

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Her style fits so nicely with the roast; she also killed it at the Franco Roast. A real ass.

When karma comes rfiends to punch you in the face, I want to be there in case it needs help. Jealousy is a disease.

Your face is fine but you will have to put a bag over that personality. Sorry, sarcasm falls out of my mouth like bullshit falls out of yours.